h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you did remove my journal entries you pest.

pretty sure i didn't though

unless i went on a mad clean up in which case i probably did

They aren't there = you must have.

now, some of MY journals dissappear from view on MY space but they haven't been erased. they just go for some reason

even when you click on 'more journal entries'?

um....

*laughs derisively*

You're not very omnicognescent you know.

never said i was

I am god... you are scum

tis true but i cannot expect you mere mortals to understand my infallible ways.

yah....

*flicks his nose*

did you know that?

as a matter of fact yes, that's is why i left the snot there

eew...

*wipes it on his clothes*

it matters not for i am *there is a moment of awkwardness that gives you the impression you just missed something but you're not quite sure what* wearing your dressing gown

*and creachy is indeed wearing werekitty's dressing gown over his clothes*

and yet did I not specify I wiped it on your clothes?

And so I did.

you wiped it, dear mortal, on what you thought were my clothes. little did you know that i was manipulating your mind.

*hands dressing gown, complete with snot, back to werekitty*

a light spin in the machine should see that right

*shoots him with a flame thrower*

*raises 2 large slices of thick cut bread. not only will they protect him but he gets to have some toast when this is all over*


*strikes werekitty with a plague of locusts*

mmmm.... Locusts taste great fried, and even toasted.

*toasts the locusts*

*looks decidedly unhappy at this blasphemy and invokes a great flood*