h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I don't know whether to laugh or to cry!
Sheer genius, Stealth! Very funny, and though I don't celebrate any holidays this time of year, I accept your wishes. Am not offended at all, thank you very much for the thought!!
Cali

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Forgive me, I did wish to take credit for the amusing sociasl comment...

Hmm. What that should have said was 'Please forgive me, I didn't wish to take credit for this amusing little social comment.'

*applauds wildly and grabs some mistletoe* I missed Christmas... what can you do?