h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Azathoth. Just thought I'd pop in to say I don't think being stuck on an island with you would be the worst thing that could happen! I was a joke about the, er, killing and eating of people, you, er, mentioned. I thought it was obvious but I should have probably put one of these badboys up there too Although your PS *is* giving me second thoughts on the matter.

Fear not. We were amused.

Good, good. How's the screaming silently into the void going?

It goes on as ever. Reminds me I'm still here.

Excellent! I've been blowing my nose loudly into a tissue to similar effect.

Ah, you've busy creating and destroying new universes.

*been

Metaphorical ones. Or ones with bizarre topological properties that would allow them to exit your standard size, if not slightly raw, nose hole.

Indeed, little micro universe, though I was reference Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Been feeling any better?

Back to a semblance of health now. It took a fair while. Surfeit of probably helps less than it feels like it does.

How's you now?

Was the title a deliberate pun?

Pretty good dude. I'm off to watch an A-team marathon with an attractive lady in 40 minutes.

Eh? What title? What did I do?

Wotcha/achromatic_eye -- just wondered.

Yes. It was...
No, actually, no, it wasn't, I hadn't thought of of that.

I just thought if I was going to disturb a strange antediluvian being I might as well do it properly.

I just had a little read through some of your journal entries. Hope you don't mind. Seems we have a few things in common. Zombies, Robert Rankin etc. I'm part of a much lauded John Omally and Jim Pooley double act. Tweeds and woodbines inclusive. I'm Omally.

A26082704 Not very good yet but I'm working on it.

Anyway, the A-team lady combo awaits. Hope you feel better soon.

How'd that work out for you?

I'm still there.


No, it was rad. I now have a girlfriend not who I watched the A-team with. She's my ex-boss.

How've ya been?

I'm not dead yet.