h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Seen you got a couple of poems in The Post!

Im still buzzing off the clame to fame when my got a mention in the editorial....

My god, why did I spell claim like that?

No one told me tis all part of being a Vogon I guess **
That happens when you type what you're thinking rather than thinking o what you're writing... so to speak. I got a copy of Sex Drugs and Sauasage-rolls the other day... I'm sticking to Rankin at the mo rather than researching for a future guide entry I'm planning...

You're was the star of the meet mate

How's yourself?

Um, pretty good actually, makes a change... Im REALLY looking forward to moving out soon, finding out about a house within the next hour!!! Im going to be bloody skint for this month though, deposits and s**t to pay...

I need to get some more books, specifically Rankin, but I've read all my books about 5 times over. But they're all in boxes now, ready to move!!!

So what is the entry you're planning?

*No Time*

*No Time*

Where are you logging on at?

Hey there... I only get 30mins on the library comp... Glad you're/were upbeat...how's things with move going now?
Good luck with the money flow thing...

Any idea which titles you're missing?
...
The Antipope 1981
The Brentford Triangle 1982
East of Ealing 1984
The Brentford Trilogy 1988
The Sprouts of Wrath 1988
Armageddon the Musical 1990
Armageddon II: The B-Movie - They Came and Ate Us 1991
Armageddon III: The Remake - The Suburban Book of the Dead 1992
The Book of Ultimate Truths 1993
Raiders of the Lost Car Park 1994
The Greatest Show Off Earth 1995
The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived 1995
The Garden of Unearthly Delights 1995
A Dog Called Demolition 1996
Nostradamus Ate My Hamster 1996
Sprout Mask Replica 1997
The Brentford Chainstore Massacre 1997
The Dance of the Voodoo Handbag 1998
Apocalypso 1998
Snuff Fiction 1999
Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls 1999
Waiting for Godalming 2000
Website Story 2001
The Fandom of the Operator 2001
The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse 2002

The Wiches of Chiswick Sept.2003

The one of entries I'm planning is on Anthony Burgess
Maybe something on Welsh mythology too...

Im missing quite a lot off the list, I've read all of them down to The Book Of Ultimate Truths, and then a few after that. The move isnt happening, but my mate managed to get a month extension on his current lease so we have more time to sort out a place...

And im even more upbeat, I pulled a lovely little blonde thing last night, she even gave me her phone number before anything had even happened. Its annoying though, because I was very and I cant actually remember how I pulled her. My memories go from seeing her when I was sat near the DJ, then her giving me her number, Im sure theres some memories missing there. But Ill definately be giving her a call...

I have got the Armageddon or Brentford trilogies yet...
I've read Cornelius Murphy tril but don't own it...

Would you be up They Came and Shaved Us? Assorted madness and + with the Sproutmaster himself.

YTou pulled!!!Hazzah!*Is happy for Bob*

When/where is it? Not Brentford?

Im finding it amazingly amusing that Im nervous about phoning this girl up.

http://www.theycameandshavedus.com/

"They Came and Shaved Us will be running literally non-stop from Friday the 24th of October 2003 until Sunday night the 26th. It will be a feast of all things fun, weird and wondrous"
"Dundalk, Co. Louth, Ireland, halfway between Dublin and Belfast."

I've been terrorfied of making phone callls ever since Suz and her mother were particularly cruel to me over them phone so I can't do more than empathise...

For me its just nerves, which I find amusing because considering who I was three years ago, and how much more mature I am now, but I had no qualms phoning people up back then...

As for They Came And Shaved Us, Ill have to see how the monetary situation's looking after I move out...


I'll have to see you later, my little brother wants the computer, and I have to do lots of havesting today.



I never remember my !!!

Indeed indeed indeed, soz if I implied otherwise...

I have every intention of being at TCaSU wether I can afford it or not...

Laters...
Are you a Keeper? Maybe clain the Keeper of the Harvest Moon or somesuch...

Im the Keeper of Real Heavy Metal and Hardcore!!!

Soz.

No need...

How things currently anyway?

Today has beeen good... yesterday I was having mood swings all of them negative
But today I'm good and tomorrow is a new day
And for yourself?