Lemmings, rogue
Usually found in or near computer server rooms and other sites prone to soul-crushing scenes of doom and disaster, the rogue lemming usually has adequate reason to join in his species' usual headlong rush towards the nearest cliff and speedy, sweet oblivion, but rarely finds the time to do so, due to postponing it to deal with a server crash or user problem. This lifestyle quirk has helped extend the subspecies' lifespan to such an extent that one example has been reported to have reached its thirties. When not anxiously chewing their nails, rogue lemmings live on coffee, cigarettes, and the odd oriental meal, which they often prepare themselves on CPU racks especially overclocked for the purpose.Conversations
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