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How to tame an Elephant.

First, dig a pit. When the elephant falls in, poke him with a sharp stick. This will make him angry and upset. When he is very upset, have a friend clime down and comfort him. He will then be tame and friendly.

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Latest reply: Oct 21, 2003

It's been a long time....

I've been on H2 for 1 year and 6 days now!!!

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Latest reply: Oct 20, 2003

First ever post

I have decided to resurrect my first ever post on H2 for posterity. Here it is, and it took me ages to find it!

FP63252?thread=216571&post=2500520#p2500520

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Latest reply: Oct 7, 2003

It's odd.

It is a bit odd, that in all detective series and cop shows and things like that, the good-looking girls always

A. die
B. "Did It"

Why is that? Are all the scripts written by middle-aged divorcees whose husband has run of with a younger girl or what???

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That demon again!!

May e-mail "demon" is being obstinate again. I tried to send an e-mail and it said:

Message from yahoo.com.
Unable to deliver message to the following address(es).


65.54.252.99 does not like recipient.
Remote host said: 550 Requested action not taken: mailbox unavailable
Giving up on 65.54.252.99.


Does not like recipient?? IT DOESN'T HAVE TO LIKE HIM, JUST HAS TO SEND THE MAIL!!!smiley - grr

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