h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And usefull, too.



If we find out what they eat, we could lure them to places we want havoc wreaked upon!

they feed off the radio waves emitted by cell phones. (hence that thing hanging around mine)

So if we make a little cart with a large source of electromagnetic radiation, and drag it along behind out Testicycles, we could lure them wherever we want!

mmmm, sounds like a cool idea.

Lennert (our old mortal enemy)
has a radio transmitter/receiver with enough power to reach Rotterdam form his home.

He is too sissy to use it without a proper Faraday cage.
If we steal it from him, we'll have an excellent EM radiation source.

We could also smash a microwave. According Fred, if you put your phone in the microwave, it'll ring.



And, naturally, some silly sod tried it and blew up his phone.

haha, yes.

but a microwave is not intended for long range reach.
The radiation dissipates too soon after leaving its source.
and besides, you don't want to drag a microwave source after your ass all day unless you plate your butt with steel or something like that.

Aluminum foil should work.

you want to pack your behind up in foil and then start biking through town?

with an open, functioning microwave that attracts whispering shadows to it?

I am definitely not going to do that, i'd end up getting shot by the police with a bazooka or something.

Oh, you're no fun anymore! Where's your sense of adventure? Besides, the Dutch police doesn't have bazooka's!

well anyhow, i don't like teargass grenades either, so i am not.

Faggot.

oh, I don't want to dodge teargass grenades and I'm a faggot?
you got nerve llama boy!

*pokes ralph*

Haha! You've gone soft!


Bring ON the pepperspray!

okay

*grabs a cylinder of mace and sprays it all over Ralph's head*

how's that?

That was soooooooooooooo cool!

jezus... that's ahhh.

hard to imagine

Need some help imagining it?

n...no no thanks...

Buahahaha!