h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi superwench
Welcome to H2G2, my name is manda (well its not really but thats another story) I am from Wolverhampton in the UK, I am an "ACE", (Assistant Community Editors), and I am here to welcome you to H2G2 and to show you around, there is always something going on here to please every one if you know were to find it

If you can click on this number >> A725500, were Rocket Man has made a page for new Researcher's to look at,

Or this number >> A534953 which will take you to Shea's List 'o Links.

If you want to brighten up you page you could always look at this page >> A690518 ,

If you need any more help or just want to talk then do not hesitate to ask, you can leave me a message on my page by clicking on this number >> U193090 , or by clicking on the "REPLY" button at the bottom of this page, and I will get back to you,

Have some and a cup of to keep you going.
Speak to you later <ok

Manda

Hi there Manda!
I am slowly getting used to this unusual lifespace but it is most confusing!
The strangest creatures seem to exist in this medium-I have spotted many metal like creatures with four or more circular leg like extensions from their bodies moving very noisily down gaps between houses!-they emit a gas and sometimes have conversations with other such like objects by means of a noisy hooting- please explain
I will reveal more later-I must feedback to my leader!
Lol
Superwench
Ps how do you get graphics(or emoticons) on your messages

Hi superwench, I hope you are kind when you give your feedback to your leaders

but in the mean time to put smileys on your posts just click on any smiley you see like this one >> and it will take you to the smiley page, then pick a smiley you want and put it in and it will turn in to this
need any more help just shout

manda

Hi superwench,

just passing and thought I would say hello

manda

Hi there honey

I thought that after my last outburst I would leave it a couple of days before responding--I felt kinda silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway where do u live ?
I was wondering do u think that smileys would work in MSWord
What r u doing on the 23rd nov-r u coming to the Head of Steam for a few
Anyway

Lol
superwench

What outburst,never seen one
I live in wolverhampton in the west/mids, I am not doing anything on the 23rd nov, but where is the "Head of steam"

speaak to you later

manda

Hi there!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are you doing?
What are you doing now
I am wondering how much more rain can fall today-pretty wet huh!
Anyway you still haven't answered my question about the smiley although I guess it could be used to eat one of thesepossibly!
The Head of Steam is at Euston Station!


Lots of love

superwench

If you want you can E-mail me
[email protected]

Lol as always
superwench

Hi superwench

well I have just come back from the pub and after I have replide to you I am going to

I can never understand how so much rain can fall and there is still clouds up there, where does it all come from

as for the I can not see the point of it, but then I cannot see the point of the , but if people like it there so be it

will e-mail you later, like I said I have been on the and I am going to

speak to you later

manda

Well how are you-was your weekend o.k.?

Are you coming to London on the 23rd or what?

Anyway I was just passing on my way to report to my leaders!

LOL
superwench

Hi superwench

I had a good weekend,had a few s and went ten pin bowlig ,

sorry might not make it on the 23rd, I have had to take my wife to the doctors with pains in here back and he has put her on the sick for "Three Months", she is in a lot of pain ,

but the funny thing is,just before we went there I was looking at this conversation and I was going to post to you when I got back, now that is weird

manda

Hi there !

I am sorry to hear about your wife-do the doctors know why the pains are happening yet?

Ten-pin bowling sounds good though-I have a singularly unique bowling style according to my dad but I can still score the occaisonal strike nevertheless!-Do you think that gutters are a cop-out for cowards-I couln't believe it when I first came across them in my local bowling alley

On the subject of "local" were you disapointed with the latest series of League of Gentlemen?-I couln't understand why they had changed what was a completely winning formula and I am considering a campaign to bring back Edward and Tubbs and the German tour guide-will you join me?

Anyway I think I have given you enough to chew on for today(apart from many's that is!) at any rate-by the way my leaders are most impressed with you and are considering you for an award-more later

LOL

superwench

Hi superwench

the doctors said it was sciatica, but they have been treating here for it but it has been getting worse not better, and when took her the other day cos she could not walk, then they said it is NOT sciatica , so they are sending her for a X-ray, so now it is just wait and see

I go ten-pin bowling every sunday and I see some very weird styles, but some of them get some good scores and that is all that maters,
if you mean the Buffers that stop the ball going down the side gutters, then yes they are a cop out for the cowards, they are ok for the young but for the grown ups I can not see the point of them but you see them going mad if they get a strike and it has hit the buffer three time, I cannot see any fun in that

as for the League of Gentlemen they allways take something thats not broke and try to fix it, and then they wonder why the rateings drop off, and yes I will join you

considering me for a award,

speak to you later

manda

Hey there dude!!

I am sorry that your wife has sciatica-have you considered any alternative remedies--acupuncture and aromatherapy massages are very good and don't fill the body with toxins which put more strain on the back(the kidneys are easily inflamed by the waste products of the stronger painkillers ,that doctors seem to be quite happy to prescribe willy nilly and back pain is made worse by inflammation of the kidneys!)



Anyway, scientific bit over and done with for the minute-How do I go about setting up a general posting with the League of Gentlemen campaign?

What are you doing this weekend(I am still waiting for a personal e-mail by the way).I expect or hope that alcohol will be involved somewhere along the line but have you noticed that hangovers seem to be harder to shift these days-I have fond memories of getting absolutely bladdered then after a 2 hour sleep going to work or whatever-All I seem to be able to do these days is try and sleep while ignoring the pounding head and room spinning!

When you send me an e-mail(hint,hint)then maybe we could exchange phone numbers or something

LOL

Your very own superwench

we have never considered any alternative remedies, to bt honest we have never give a thought but it is worth thing about

I know the feeling about the hangover

I too remeber the times I have got absolutley p***ed and got up for work the next day as if nothing had happened

now if I get pissed then there is no way am I goint to work the next day

did you get my e-mail

manda

Hi there!

Sorry I haven't written 4 a while but I have been exceptionally busy-also somewhat ill so forgive me

How was your weekend?

I got your e-mail today if you can believe that!-I think that msn must have had a problem with their mail provider

I was just wondering whether you have seen that new show tlc (Mon 9.30 BBC2) and what you thought of it-also how do I put a general posting up regarding League of Gentlemen?-I am keen to canvas opinions so we can put a collective argument to the writers to revert back to the first series stle of show which was an absolute hit.

Do you watch Scrubs(C4)-if so doesn't the janitor remind you of Craig Fairbrass(London's Burning and Eastenders Dirty Dan)

I will e-mail you later so that gives you plenty of time to give me some wonderfully witty answers!

LOL

Superwench

Hi Superwench

you are forgiven

there is no way am I ever going to watch tic,but thats only cus COLUMBO is on at the same time

if you want to ask other people what they think about the League of Gentlemen,you could ask HERE >> <./>ASKH2G2</.> it is the busyest place on H2G2, there must be a Guide Entry about is some where, and if there is then some one there will tell you

it is not very often I wash scrubers, but I remeber once we.......OH.....WATCH SCRUBS ( got to get these glasses changed ) No never seen it

and as for my weekend as normal

speak to you later

manda