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Usually I am introduced by trumpeted fanfare by my lovely assistant, so I might be a bit rusty here, actually having do do this myself. For the sake of arguement, and to make this a little bit easier on myself, let's just assume then that you've just heard some elegant tootling from somewhere just over your left shoulder, and seen some fire works over head. (This latter doesn't ever actually happen, but for that matter, neither does the bit about the trumpet fanfare, so let's not get picky now). For those of you who know me, this next part will be a little superfluous, so just let your mind glaze over a bit as you scan the next paragraph, and think about your dinner plans, organise your credit cards alphabetically, get the obits from the newspaper and update your phone book... you think of something, its not my responsibility. I'll alert you when the bit you don't need to read is through. I am a 22 year old American male, who does all the typical things that 22 year old American males are supposed to do: watch tv, order pizza, look for loose change under the cat, play guitar, and try to live in my parent's house rent free for as long as possible before they notice that I contribute as little to the family as I do to the rest of soceity. OK, you can come back now from your reveries.

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