h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I see your signature is a

Mine is a . We both know they're sworn enemies, so I challenge your puny to a duel!!

Sirrah I pick up your gauntlet and slap you across the face with it.

Name your location and time. Perhaps in view of what we are fighting over it should be a d-ewe-el?

My sheep signature acts as a pointer to my habitation in East Sussex, where as they say, the men are men, and the are frightened.

Till we meet again black knight

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Pick your weapon, sar!

Sar! I say sar!

Well sirrah you leave me no choice.

Mornington Crescent to the death it shall be.


And I say to thee;

Upminster!

P, the of purity

It is agreed. I prefer pistols at midnight, but whatever you choose is fine sar!

, who is just a dirty

Then sirrah,

I consider myself to be the person to give you a damn good scrubbing.

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Fine then for you sar, but while you are scrubbing, I'll shoot you in the head!

WILL WIN!

So you want to play it like that do you?

Foul fiend, admit defeat now, as the baa-barism (sorry) of your evil ness is about to be at an end.

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Hmm, perhaps in these troubled times of international brouhaha the different shades of sheep should come together in a show of flock unity.

Or perhaps not. Have at you sirrah!

Interesting, where does sar live? My and I live here in Ohio, Americaw

Sirrah I am a Scots currently based near Zürich in Switzerland, taking a year out of my university studies.

However the wok I am supposed to be doing is normally either nonexistant or beyond the cranial capacity of a poor wee like myself, so I spend lots of time on here!

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Alright, we shall draw up a truce then sar, as a show of hootoo community-ness

A truce it shall be.

and of the world unite in the cause of wool rights!


And to all those that oppose us, I say to you

Baaaaaaaa

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...To all our supporters, we wish them well
And those who don't can go to hell

Baaaa

baa

Hey guys.... Is this a sheep worrier?





Bassman

looks like is stupping the

Why isn't there a smiley?

If by stupping you mean wearing extra large wellies and velcro gloves, then theres probably no smiley in the interests of taste and decency. But why should that stop us?

Vote stupping!

That's the first time I've ever heard it called that....



Bassman

Pop out the pooter... make the whoopee... take your pick

Would there be any particular reason why you seem to be well versed in the language of Sh***ing?



Bassman

No, I'm juts particularly talented