Me, Myself and Whoever Else
This is going to be blunt but I believe honesty is always the best. First of I am 7ft 2ins hence the username 2tall, second of all I have a running joke with whoever knows that I am immortal and the only way I am going to die is if my head is cut off which will be unlikey as there are not many people who can reach it. The reason for the joke is
1 = Low blood pressure (I stand up and nearly fall straight back until the blood can get back to my brain)
2 = Paranoid or so the psychiatrist says (but this is good but not good because my mind works so fast when I'm paranoid that I can work complex thinks out at an unbelivable speed and the conspiracy theories ooze out of every pore but they are usually proven correct eventually)
2 = Trapped nerve in my left arm which has left me with only partial feeling in my left hand which is funny when I forget and try and hold a mobile phone or screw driver which always lands on the floor at great cost to replace the all the mobile phones.
3 = Left foot is size 11 and the right foot is a size 12 (there is exactly one shoe size difference to which I have blagged the shopped where I buy them to give me the display model for free as it's always the left shoe) Even funnier is the fact I fall over when I run because of the difference in balance between the 2 feet so I don't run anywhere or at anytime because when I get back up after falling over results in number 1 happening. Vicious circle I think.
4 = Asthma which means no running (perfect excuse for not exercising nuff said on that one)
5 = Schizophrenic tendecies (So much fun can be achieved in the pub telling people that you have to take anti psychotic drugs to keep you sane and then watching there face halirious)
6 = Bone marrow disorder (This is new only found out 6 months ago) waiting to find out which one of three types it is which I think losing 4 stone in 7 months maybe down to that one. Which takes me back to being immortal, what do you think????
I'm also a nice person who believes in treating people how I would like to be treated and most of all I try to have a laugh when ever I can.
P.S. I don't drink or gamble I can amuse myself without them
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| Ultimate conspiracy | Oct 3, 2002 | Nov 1, 2006 |
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