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My wife cannot find the word CRETIN in a Japanese/english dictionary , would anyone like to try to explain why I am one to her cause I can't
gonna get another drink whilst waiting

Don"t give a lettice myself but after being here in Japan for half my life I am a bit fed of being the scapegoat
even if I was born in england n you lot want to pick on us

Trouble is The law has never changed since the usa decided what it should be so
60 yrs later that's the law spoken 60 yrsa ago

My wife is a bit upset cause she married a cretin, so I think she would like to say something in our morning
timne now it's 2 43am
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just screw you8 cause you juszt don't understand


Igivde up for the night very much so

Are you OK Moonraker, doesn't sound like you'r having a good day?

Hang in there, Strangely Strange is right it sounds if it is a bum day.

I hope you are getting some rest.

Woke up to find my glasses broken or should I say the lenses were popped out again so I ain't driving anywhere again today , yesterday the glasses shop said I got a life time garantee want to throw a u in there not sure where ,.

Still looking for the cretin sentence so I can show my wife cause it ain't in her dictionary

Can you believe I pay 80 p a pack for fags buy a carton and I get a free lighter

My ead urts just a bit

Can't find that sentence cause I didn't put anything in that thread but Sorb said it back in the middle of feb and some other git said he often rearranged my sentences so , had to be someone on the ladder so ta squeak n fancy nancy or fanny had a go too

just can't find it now but I will go searching just to show my wife cause she has been asked to help another year150 kids with their english classes. That makes 6 classes 300 kids she's now volent/helping with

CRETIN ??? Hang on,I'll check it out in The Oxford Concise !! Give me 2 mins !!!

OK..CRETIN...(I quote)a person afflicted with cretinism...a person considered to be very stupid...from Swiss,crestin,Christian,alluding to the humanity of such people,despite their handicaps..... Hope this allows your wife to understand ! x

Thank's I will show her that post

If you must..Personally,I wouldn't bother Arnold,she probably knows already hahahaha x

Well that is what I was trying to explain/teach her last night when I err started pouring a few to many so it will help I hope

Mmmmmmmmm,it MIGHT,then again,it MIGHT NOT.A woman is a woman,the world over Arnold,we're blessed with intuition..We NEED to be,we marry men !!! x

Didn't tell anyone else but I spent most of last week in my workshop working on an order n when I get paid I'm gonna buy the most expensive breadmaker they got in the shops cause that is what we both fancy , we chose it last sunday

Morning/Afternoon?

Cretin: a natural idiot or fool - used in the past to define those we now say have 'learning difficulties' and are found in special schools and day centres. It would include many with Autism (not all), Downs Syndrome, Low IQ.

Hope that helps!

Breadmakers are good - you can't beat the smell of freshly baked bread and coffee. They are great for experimenting.