EXPLODER
Captain: Tim, we need you!
Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killin', I want to raise a family!
Captain: That's just it Tim, they have your family!
Tim: NOOOOOOO!
Narrator: From the towns of America, to the jungles of Cambodia, follow one man's search, for peace.
Tim: Ho Chi Bed, is that you?
Ho Chi: Tim! I know you come! Just like old days, we kill everybody!
Captain: Tim! They've got your wife!
Tim: But I'm not married!
Captain: You are now, to AMERICA!
Narrator: He went in to find peace, but found his family, and lost a friend.
Tim: HO CHI!!!
Ho Chi: Tim! Don't leave me! You tought me baseball, Tim, and how to raft!
Tim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tim: He would have been a fine American (sigh) I'll cry when I'm done killin'
Narrator: Get yourself a body bag, strap yourself in, start making friends the American way.
Narrator: "EXPLODER" (Evacuator Part 2)
Rated PG *may include patriotic garbage
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