h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...but I pee'd myself laughing at the following joke....

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Jesus and Satan have an argument.


Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better with computers. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.

Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld and above. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irritated.

"Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?" asked Satan.

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves".

Thanks...

try this one hun



A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What's the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father ponders for a moment and then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned.

"So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?" The mother replied, "Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity like that."

The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?" The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."
The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father. His father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically we're living with two slappers.

The father replied, "That's my boy."

You devil you!!

hey i just got it in an e-mail lol

Lucky boy!!

my friends send me all types of stuff like this lol

You should put them here!

some of them are power point ones so i cant post them here

Power point?

yeah its like a slide show thingy

I found out what it is, I tried to send something to VC.. and she can't read it because she hasn't got Power Point..

It woz good too!

they've got some good stuff on the honda shadow owner's club website, only some of it's rude

imm gonna go check this out

the funny stuff link at http://www.tigermcc.org.uk/ is quite good too

My depression is sinking in really fast atm...is it a good link? If not, I won't bother looking

umm well some of it's funny and some of it's nausiating

not seen it yet