h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bloomin' eck duck, you been bust, what's going on with all the newbies? Has Master B inducted his entire class into H2G2?

Oh, and why are you misquoting Alice Cooper lyrics in your name?

That's what it says!!! Honest!!!



The aces' are having problems keeping up with the new users logging on...over 100 a day at the moment, so I thought I'd help them out on a temporary basis

how very useful of you!
100 per day? But what for? Not H2G2 I guess!


p.s. 'are venomous poison' I think you'll find. Wouldn't normally quibble, but as the song is called Poison it seems a tad more accurate

Well, what's happening is this. There is a game that people are finding that is about hhgg, and to save the game, they have to register with h2g2.

This influx is due to the new series on radio 4.

Everytime the episode comes on, an influx happens.




....and your still wrong with the words coz it goes...

venomous. Poison!!

Erm, no it doesn't.
I distinctly remember ol' alice not singing 'venomous full stop poison'.

And I checked 3 lyrics websites, so back

I wonder how many of the new users will stay?

But I don't want to change it!!!



Please don't make me change it!!



I'll !!!!!!!



AS for the newbies....goodness knows. I doubt very much I will get 10% of those I've greeted, actually talking back to me.

Hey, your name, your tag, your decision

Used to be a girl I fancied something who'd put that osng on the jukebox everytime she came into the pub when I was at uni. Ah, happy days

It's a great song!!

I was listening to it on my way home last night...quite strange. It had me tingling!!


Does that mean you fancy me?

*everyone* fancies you VV, it's cos you're so sweet and wonderful and helpful.









p.s. anyone know what 'sarcasm' means?

and there was me going to declare my undying love for you, Icky!!!!

undead love? Isn't that a bit, erm, experimental for you?

don't you want my undying love Icky?

oooooh, I wouldn't trust living things with me. You might think it is undying but I have killed several cactii in my time. There's a very dead but still green christmas cactus downstairs.

But yes, of course I do! (what does a man have to do round here to get some peace? Agree with everything?)