h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was told to call you but I have no credit on my phone and I am not at home, can you speak to me on here?

Tis ok hun...I've e-mailed you with what you need to do to get it sorted. There is a way that it can be dealt with, but the italics will have to speak to you direct on your e-mail. They will not take my word for it.

How on earth did this person manage to access the account? I can understand you letting a good friend have the passwords etc (just like me and mum know each others). Did you forget to log off or something?

We will get this sorted. Don't worry.

He watched me type it in a fair few times; I'm not very good at telling people to go away. The italics need to talk to me in which email addy, the one for ena or the one I think bigfinger is under?

The one they will use is the one I give for Ena.

I will tell them your user number for Ena and they will contact you according to the e-mail address that they have for it. This is why you need to change it.

If you keep it the same for all, then chances are they will block all user spaces with that e-mail address.

It may not be today, just keep an eye out for it.

Thank you

It's not a problem love

You talk a lot like your mum you know

It's called nearly 29 years of listening to her that it's bound to rub off!

We sound very alike on the phone too...so much so that G didn't realise he was talking to mum and not me!

I like it She talks a lot about you but I've never really talked *to* you before

mum never does know when to keep her mouth shut!

it's just one of those things I suppose...she has her friends and I have mine...only a few of them cross over, although I am beginning to think you lot are just a bunch of complete loonies!!!!!!!

I know us lot are a bunch of complete loonies

I wasn't far wrong then! Mind you, you're in good company...I'm sure I'm heading the same way!

Being a loony just means you are sane and the rest of the world is crazy; that's the way I see it anyway

nah...it's being influenced by you lot too much!

Alright...lets see if we can get you shipped away to a padded cell by the end of today shall we

*Ahem*


Boo-pah-loo-bah-dooby-doo-wop-bap

*tries to quietly tiptoe away*

*grabs her and pins her down forcing hr to watch the dance of the mad llama beans*

Oh cr@p!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help me someone HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry I will let you go....

*unties her*

But seriously I would quite like to get to know you if you are amenable to that?

what? watching mad llama beans dance?