h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, we'd hate to start any romours flying.


Couldn't resist...

You

Now people will see this heading and think....!!!!

I'll get you back. You just watch me!

*sits back, gets out pot and opera glasses.*

Right then!


*rummages in box to find special *

But it's not my birthday until August.....

You just wait and see!!!!


You'll know it's me when you get it!

There's no one else with your name at your place of work is there?

Nope, I'm the only person here with it.




Ok, well done, brilliantly engineered. That's going to cause some gossip over in reception this afternoon I can tell you!!!!

You do realise I was sat here on the phone to my mum saying "should I have done that"


Couldn't resist - you asked for that!!!!!

didn't she tell you? They cloned her so they could staff the college on the cheap. After their success with Dolly the Sheep they decided to clone Odo the Librarian.
There's about 20 Odo's wandering around the campus as we speak. I don;t think she's told B yet and has apparently organised a rota between her and her clones.

So VV, you getting a midget butler or something then?

Don't tell B he'll have a nervous break down. One of me is more than most people can cope with.

Brilliant coupe VV!!! They're horribly confused + concerned over in reception.

It nearly backfired on me....they went to put my call through to you. I had to convince them that I didn't need to be put through, only for the message to be passed through!

Glad you saw the funny side!!

Poor S was most concerned that you wouldn't stay on the line and talk to me. And as for the shocked... "I didn't know you had a....." etc.




It twigged after I'd established the fact that they'd got the right campus that you'd mentioned the formal "this email has been sent from..." etc. and that you now had my phone number.

I've just phoned over to tell them that a friend had been playing April Fools on me.

Wellllll....actually, the e-mails don't have the number on, but I knew the website addy and bobs your uncle!


I would have loved to have seen your face, I really would!

So what did you say then?

*intrigued*

VV said that she'd got a message for me. They passed this message along to me after she'd hung up, and it certainly was a startling and impossible message for me to be getting.

They were gossiping away like mad over in reception....

But, er, waht *was* the message?

She'll never tell you!

The Nursery had phoned, and could I please go in and pick up my Son!

You asked for it!