h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A lady with a violin,
Playing to the seals.
Hearken to the sound,
Of calling.

Who tied my hands to the wheel?
The Zodiac turns over me!

Come to me...

Somewhere there my fate revealed...
Oh, I hear but how will I see?

Oh, I tied myself to the wheel.
Winds talk to my sails, not me.

Come to me...

Somewhere there my fate revealed...
Oh, I hear but how will I see?

- The Siren - Nightwish. One of my favourite songs, if not my favourite. Speaking of which did you read my short story also entitled The Siren?

That is beautiful. Thank you for putting it here

The Siren? Is that in the Post?

Scrap that...I did read it in one of your journals! It's wonderful. You really should go into writing for a profession.

I do hope though that you don't harken me to a Siren!

Umm, I wouldn't exactly say that...mostly because I've heard stories of extreme violence perpetrated by you against people.........

Who *have* you been talking too?!

I refuse to name names, I don't want to get in trouble with your mother aswell as you

Welllll...there was this one story....

When I was a youngster (around 4 years old or so), my sister VC used to get picked on terribly.

Cutting a long story very short, I pushed this lad over who was picking on VC, sat on his belly, grabbed his ears and began banging his head against the curb of the road.

I'm much more restrained nowadays though.

Don't believe you, you're just saying that to get me to come out into the open so's you can attack me and beat me up

Now why would I want to beat up my favourite Scottish Brummie?

Because you're a violent cycle path? I don't object to the sitting on top of me, I would even mind certain ammounts of pain, but I'm afraid I have to draw the line at banging my head against hard objects

It's ok...I'll just stick to pulling your kilt up like at the wedding...btw, I thought the photographer got a good picture of that

The best bit is if you hadn't just gotten married, and there hadn't been an impressionable young'n running around I'd probably not have tried to stop you. Oh and if you'd been completely sober too, I tend to become more restrained around women the more they've drunk

*giggles*

I'm still so happy that you made it to the wedding though. G even commented how lovely it was to have the four of you there at the ceremony. He said it added something special to the day.

Nah, you made the day special. You looked absolutely stunning...probably even better than I did

I was giving out the compliments...not asking for them!!!

thank you

Yeah, but it's true.

Hey, did you see in a convo on my space someone, I have no idea who they are, sugested I tell G that I fancy you. I'm guessing they figure that if I do he'll realise how inately inferior to me he is and accept that it's not fair on you to keep you from me.

I didn't see that!!!

I'm not even sure why they think it's a good idea. I mean you know, your mom knows, your sister knows, your sister's husband knows and a lot of people on here know, if G can't figure it out then he's obviously intellectually subnormal

Of course he is dear. Of course he is *pats you gently on the back*

Is he? wow...is that why you married him and not me? Because he's intellectually subnormal and I'm a genius?