American Woman

I had a long list of stuff up about me and then it occurred to me that no one would have a reason for asking any further questions.

So, I'm going to fabricate a few things about myself and mix them in with true things. Can you spot the fiction?

1. Today a tree fell on my red and camel-colored convertible and poked a hole in the top.

2. I once had lunch in Vienna with the man who had been the palace chef for the Hapsburgs.

3. I lost half of my body weight in a year's time. I call the portion that I lost "Chuck."

4. I haven't smoked weed in 15 years.

5. I was once branded in the newspaper as a "trouble-maker," to quote my boss.

Okay...what's true and what's not? For an answer, scroll on down.



















All of the statements are true except number 4. It's been SIXTEEN l-o-o-o-o-g years since I had my last toke.

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