h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"since he's not manky enough for me to fancy"


Geeeee, thanks Nige

That's exactly what I did do Sandra, albeit inwardly. Outwardly I laughed and told him she was just after his hard-hat.

You're welcome Creach, and in desperate need of a manure bath.

I'll bare that in mind the next time I defly step over a pavement patty

if he keeps on about it tell him how it makes you feel! or better still show him..tell ho someone chatted you up,how nice they were etc n see how he likes it

you gonna come tothe summer meet?

He's seen me being chatted up a few times, it drives him nuts and almost results in punch-ups. That's the problem, how can I tell him not to be so jealous when I get all worked up over a story?

I'll be coming to the meet if I have ze cash and a reasonable amount of manure for entertainment. Have you got a full house for the weekend?

true..bt he'd know not to tell you such stories if he knew it upset you too!

i havent as it goes.. justin will be here obviously and ive got master B on the sofa and B'elana in Jo's room so there'll be a sofa going spare if you want it it shouldn't cost you that much if you book early n get a cheap coach/train ticket..

..and don't forget Genies got £50 to give you..
she just hasn't had time to get to the bank!

He probably thinks I'm okay with it because of the time he was getting chatted up in the pub and I was pissing myself. That was different though, that was a 40 year-old wearing denim shorts over grey tights with diamante stilettos.

I shall try my best to get there if you reserve me the couch. I think Jon introduced me to Master B four times at the last meet, he doesn't look *too* dodgy.

i think idve pissed myself at that too

Consider the couch reserved then bobajobs being dragged along by venus think of the fun we could have tormenting him.

that sounds about right! Jon was pretty I don't think i've met B properly but yeah hes not 'that' dodgy..not as dodgy as you anyway

Sure Bobajob's not just going to pretend he was there again? I thought he'd given up on hootoo after the aka/telewest debacle...

Maybe you should warn Master B that he's got to share a room with a nit-infested, codpiece-wearing sex-kitten.

Well you can always come in with us if you'd prefer

Can you imagine how hard it would be to get the nits out of those lamb-chops?

If I've still got some I'll sleep on the veranda. Or I could start the first internet nit epidemic.

BollIcks! I'll have to wear a badge that says Colonel Codpiece!

I think I'm going to get 'creachy' put on the back of my Man Utd shirt

So' who's the sex kitten?

And if I bring Ben along too, do you think anyone else will be able to get to talk to him? *stares at codpiece*

She's the sex kitten apparently..currently with nits

it was him hogging her rather than her hogging him i think

Now now, not my mate Ben, he's practically married. It were her that got her claws into him

I thought he was still fending off skys mum nah he was definately the one with the claws..wanted me to get my top off so mustve been too

I don't doubt that he was drunk, he only has to sniff a beer and he's half cut the lightweightpussyrugbyplayingdrivingtoolongtoknowagoodbeer pussy.

But why he wanted you to take your top off I'll never know

Hey! My claws were fully retracted! I just have an obsession with cauliflower ears.