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Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my thong.:o/
Colonel Codpiece Posted May 26, 2004
I'm fine, thanks.
How's your loved up, sickening self?
Wait. Am I creachy?
*sniffs armpits*
*doesn't pass out*
Nope, can't be.
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my thong.:o/
Serephina Posted May 26, 2004
you don't have a big nose either 
how a i? sickeningly loved up of course 
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my thong.:o/
Colonel Codpiece Posted May 26, 2004
It'll wear off then it'll just be about the sex, or do I work backwards?
Hey, toyboy's got a statuesque nose.
And it doesn't double up as a vodka dispenser.
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my thong.:o/
Serephina Posted May 26, 2004
it never was all about the sex..but it is a definate bonus
damn cheek! 'headbutt'
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my thong.:o/
Colonel Codpiece Posted May 26, 2004
Oops, that looks dodgy...I'm not pretending creachy's my toyboy, I was merely extolling the virtues of great big nebs.
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my thong.:o/
Serephina Posted May 26, 2004
simpost?
angela lovves creachy..angela lovves creachy..
im gonna tell andrew
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my thong.:o/
Colonel Codpiece Posted May 26, 2004
Simpost, then a run down to my gran's to make her video work.
Is 'lovves' another word for 'assault with a baked product'? I'd quite happily whallop someone with a baguette.
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my thong.:o/
Serephina Posted May 26, 2004
eh? why?
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my thong.:o/
Colonel Codpiece Posted May 26, 2004
You said I lovves creachy and, since he's not manky enough for me to fancy, I presumed you wanted him beat up as usual.
Anyhoo...since that fell flat on its face...what's the capital of Norway?
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my thong.:o/
Serephina Posted Jun 1, 2004
Ahhh I see
I don't think I'm quite on your level as much now youre never here its quite scary to think a few months ago you wouldnt've had to explain that!
Sorry for the delay..ben a lickle busy 
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my nits.:o/
Colonel Codpiece Posted Jun 7, 2004
I must remember to keep a bucket handy when I'm surfing hootoo. How's life and love treating you now?
Oooh, sorry for the delay - I've been getting busy.
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my nits.:o/
Serephina Posted Jun 7, 2004
shuurup i'm not at the mo 
its treating me pretty well
Er..why you wearing a codpiece nige?
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my nits.:o/
Colonel Codpiece Posted Jun 7, 2004
In case my nits decide to become pubic lice and mount an offensive on my crotch...
Nah, I just fancied a name change. I do have nits though. I hate kids.
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my nits.:o/
Serephina Posted Jun 7, 2004
nits ..ewwww ..you have my sympathies! dont bother with the shop stuff though..i've found loads of conditioner n then the comb does the job..
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my nits.:o/
Colonel Codpiece Posted Jun 7, 2004
You've seen how much hair I have though. On my head. I've been obsessively nit-combing for a week and I used a bottle of nit stuff, but the feckers are still popping up and I'm so paranoid I've scratched myself some scalp-lacerations.
Any pleasant and non-itchy stories?
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my nits.:o/
Serephina Posted Jun 7, 2004
Just keep it up..n you prolly need 2 bottles of nit stuff for your length hair..but as i said conditioner,especially with tea tree seems to be better 
stories..hmmm ..once upon a time there was a little girl called Nigel..
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my nits.:o/
Colonel Codpiece Posted Jun 7, 2004
...who found an enchanted codpiece in the magic forest on the borders of the land of Wobbly-Bobbly...
Since you asked a while back -
*KICK*
May I ask you a question?
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my nits.:o/
Serephina Posted Jun 7, 2004
owwwch! 
you may..
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my nits.:o/
Colonel Codpiece Posted Jun 8, 2004
*punch*
Okay, is it unreasonable to be a bit sulky/paranoid/insecure when your boyfriend brags that a girl was chatting him up (because it doesn't happen that often
) and goes on and on about how pretty she was?
Oi, you've got something in your hair, I think it's my nits.:o/
Serephina Posted Jun 8, 2004
no it isn't!..least i don't think so anyway! i'd be really pissed! n then start finding fault with myself and and erm..
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