h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

is there any particular reason people are in the habit of asking you how to train animals?

well when most people see a guy walking down the street with an entourage of squirrel ninja and several pike-wielding voles they wonder what's up

oh....wonder Y (?)
do they allow ninja squirrels on buses?

i suppose they would, but most bus driver think they're just imagining it, and drive on as if u weren't there...

i wonder what would happen if you tried to get a moose on a bus...

wow.
over here they have a rather strict- no rodents, domestic or otherwise, on public transport -rule.
i think you would actually have to prove to the driver that they weren't there...

i think U probly could get a mouse on a bus though...just stick it in U'r pocket...or under U'r hat or something.

over here? i'm an aussie too and i've never come across that rule. but then, i've never tried bringing a rodent on a bus.

well there U have it. i did. once. that was bad.
where do U live? (i'm thinking a little more specific than "in australia")

i live at bateau bay on the central coast, but i go to school at the selective in gosford

oh right... i have no idea where that is....
i live in canberra....

its a bit north of Sydney.

i have a friend who's moving to canberra...

oh right...
how unfortunate for your friend.