h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, you're not talking too much. 6 foot eh? That is tall. I'm only 5' 4". Sounds like she knows how to have a good time though, good for her.

Lovely weather. The sun always shines here, even at night-time.

sorry couldnt join you there. i never went behind the bike sheds.

it is easy to shop at night cos the supermarket is empty

i dont flirt anyway. i am just affectionate.

biffs beat booze anyday.

Oh Sarnia you're tiny! Shall I kneel down?

Yeah she's cool! We've been together for 3 years nearly but I think a good social life away from the home or relationship is an absolute necessity.

Where is PK? Wonder if Micheline has returned with her purchases yet?

biffs? Have you been fighting?

Come over here behind the bike sheds... I'm the one kneeling down and Sarnia is the good-looking one with no underwear!

Micheline is back with her purchases. I agree about a social life outside of home and relationships.

You can kneel down if you like.

Phew. Sorry about that chaps. Had just posted then Chinese din-din delivery Bushy and Sarnia right ? Hard to tell in the dark Sarnia is a better snog than you Bushy, sorry

Who thinks Melinda Messenger is still a babe ?

But I'm tatting away furiously to remedy that situation.

Yuk PK! Not me! (Thanks for the snog btw)

Hello PK! Sarnia has had more practice than me... Give me chance!

I never thought Melinda was a babe in the first place so my answer is no. My perfect celeb female has just got to be Clare Grogan.

I'll get me coat ..!

Some people are put off by girls with big slobbery tongues, but not me Sarnia

Is Kris back from the shops yet ? Could she get me a pack of fags and a life ?

Did you say wife or life then PK?

Micheline is back yes!

Clare Grogan - velly nice, I agree but not dirty enough. In the words of Public Enemy, that revered african-american beat combo - can I get a witness ? I see you've all been very busy on the boards, you naughty monkeys Sorry I missed that one today

P K, I do not have a big, slobbery tongue. You should have realised by now. Marlboro any good? I'll pass some over.

Wife Bushy ?? O no sir. Not me. Life !!! Your wife is here though, would you like to speak with her ? She wants me to tell you that she is running off to join the circus, and you can stuff your pringles where the sun don't shine. Don't worry I shall talk her around

"Can I get a witness?" That's Reverend Black Grape isn't it?

Dirty? I like my women clean and well scrubbed thankyou very much PK! Tell me a bit about yourself then PK before I pass out! I tend to agree with most of your posts but you seem a bit more academic and thoughtful than some of us more "rowdy elements"!!

The MC-H'ers make those raids! Every one of them is so funny! I am tittering and giggling all day ready their stuff! Shhh... Don't tell 'em, they'll get big headed!

have you finished doing all the sticky stuff?

I told you not to eat that toffee Sarnia!

What's up Micheline? Is the lewdness not to your taste?

I agree with you Bushy about those MC-B's. They are extremely witty and I am just about to pass out too.........

Oh I'm not too worried PK she'll come back when she's ready..