Greetings and Solicitations People of Earth
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Just an old intergalactic hippy here to say hello,
Righting wrongs,fighting the good fight and drinking lots of beer
Smoke me a kipper i'll be back for breakfast
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If you're in trouble, he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may
Without him, the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him, life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer
He will never need a Zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden Strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right, then he just might come round for dinner
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer
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| Hiya Arnold Rimmer | Sep 23, 2002 |
| G'day Arnold Rimmer ... | Sep 22, 2002 |
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| Surfer obsessed red dwarf loving star wars fan. sounds cool to me | Oct 2, 2002 | Oct 2, 2002 |
| Hiya Arnold Rimmer | Sep 23, 2002 | Sep 23, 2002 |
| Well I never | Sep 22, 2002 | No Replies |
| G'day Arnold Rimmer ... | Sep 21, 2002 | Sep 22, 2002 |
| Fantastic site | Sep 21, 2002 | No Replies |
Arnold (space directive 42) Rimmer. B.S.C
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