h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Speaking of a next time - Hannah's told me she wants an h2g2 wedding now should I be scared?

I think you two have made her broody

don't be too scared... Joe C can start up his own chapel at this rate

how could we havemade her broody

yeah...
Its not like we have a huge family of delightful childeren...
I dident know marrage could make you broody

Okay then, she's not the broody one, I am....

But she didn't realise there could be h2g2 marraiges and now she wants one

I dident know there could be h2g2 marrages...

when does she want it?

I don't know when she wants it

Well, at least I'm safe from having an h2g2 wedding

Also, I thought of the bucks night and hens night, and said so, but no one payed attention

I was GOING to! but now it's too late

well...
its too late now

actually it isn't, I'll have it on monday night

well make sure you get him to the church on time
Its your responceability now young lady!

but I want to be able to walk down the aisle...

WELL...

You wait up the aisle with me and the registrar, it's Anthea that walks up it in the ceremony

And you will be able to, unless I break your legs

YOu don't have to, that's the point of being the groom!

I mean walk out with her then...

and no its not the grooms right, stupid men that are drunk their wedding day

Yeah you have a point

I'm going to hire a stripper

but what if I don't want a stripper?

Trust me, /this/ kind of stripper you'll love...

I thought of it on the bus to school and started lauhging so much I almost cried