h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello

Just one small complaint about your teriffic page............Do you think you could slow that down?

Good grief girl that moves faster than the speed of light, and whereas i've managed to sample a nice and...... The is driving me potty. Look at the state of my eyes , 12 hours i've been trying to catch one.


Great page otherwise

well let me give you a and i will try and slow the other one down for you

*Takes *

Why thank you.....it's my age you see, the reactions aren't what they used to be

Buuuuuuuurp.

Excuse me.

*takes away *
would you like another drink?

Um.......

Oh go on then, thanks awfully

or ?

I'll try a this time.

You really are most hospitable, normally i only get .

i try to make my guests comfortable
*hands airscotia an *

This is very nice.

* Settles into comfy chair *

You wouldn't be thinking of renting this bit of your space out i suppose, it would make a smashing holiday home

you can come anytime you like

You are kindness itself.

I think you should consider a career in the hotel trade, i'd recommend you

Ahem.......

*takes away *
the bar is free help yourself to anything you want

* Fills glass and starts to dance round room *

This is my type of place.

* Tidies up empty glasses, gives the place a quick hoover, and leaves *

he even cleens up