h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Beansidhe - I'm getting a bit of a 'full-stop' vibe after your decorum but I will attempt to haul you out of the mire with:

in that they reflect

the

pulchritudinous assets

of

Ou Meirou, the

purveyor of

personal services

to the

less

than

satisfactory but

still

not quite

[The gates are 10 feet, 8 inches thick at their most narrow point; however, they slim down when viewed objectively by Colin, the monk, who squints when March arrives without a hint of ethereal sounding, yet with inaudible fizzing fireworks which, when lambs eat oats, remind him that his name is not Colin, but Kitao Shigemasa, a name which conveys the merest suggestion of mixed metaphorical, yet literal double-jointedness which, when alliterated, makes muscles alarmingly rampant with tattoos which defied monkly decorum in that they reflect the pulchritudinous assets of Ou Meirou, the purveyor of personal services to the less than satisfactory, but still not quite.....]


wretched

Putrid

elements of

the above mentioned

unholy

members

of