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Mycelium Started conversation Jan 5, 2003
Master: someone who makes aerials
Piano: the year 3.1516729......etc.
Dentist: an expert in foxholes
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Beansidhe Posted Jan 5, 2003
claymore - a potter with no esnse of forward planning
manual - a book that comes out every millenium
dik-dik - an unusually fortunate male
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Mycelium Posted Jan 6, 2003
defender: to remove a guitar
history: as told by the man
property: made from loose leaves, in a pot
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Seannachie Posted Jan 6, 2003
eminate : attempt to impersonate 'M'
nepotist : one opposed to canabis
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Mycelium Posted Jan 20, 2003
two of Bill Bailey's,
Trolley - an abundance of trolls
Sweet Trolley - an abundance of nice trolls
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Seannachie Posted Jan 25, 2003
Have we done...
spin doctor - washing machine mechanic
pantry - Knickerbox
ossicle - an Australian velocipede
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draculina Posted Jan 26, 2003
mountaineers - listening devices on hillocks
content - substandard tent sold by fly by night salesman
mousepad = rodent habitation
stock options - broth menu
(with apologies - i do this with a huge 'L-plate' on my backpack) 
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Mycelium Posted Jan 26, 2003
Foaming - pretending to be a Chinese antiquity.
geddit? faux Ming? oh, never mind.
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Beansidhe Posted Jan 26, 2003
Greetings, Draculina and welcome. Don't worry about the 'L' plates - I'm relatively new, too. Liked your 'stock options'.
Some simple ones ...
hillbilly - mountain goat.
can do - a bring a tin party
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draculina Posted Jan 27, 2003
thank you for the welcome ... mycelium has also been very kind (i like the fauxming...is begging for fauxpas)
rabble rouser - viagra for the hoi polloi
capitalize
the reason merchant bankers keep scratching their heads
or perhaps headgear worn at a jaunty angle...
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draculina Posted Jan 27, 2003
two especially for the musical host of this site
conundrum - shared drum set for sisters
mushroom - tracy emin's planned entry for the next turner prize
looking for my cave...
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Mycelium Posted Jan 27, 2003
fungi - an entertaining bloke who always buys the drinks.
condescending - an absailing prisoner
evident - *new* longer lasting denture
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draculina Posted Jan 31, 2003
i dont know where to be nosey.. so here i ask why did you change your nick...
btw/// it is abseiling (seil = rope)
just to be really nausiating...
ciao
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Mycelium Posted Feb 1, 2003
Have a look at my journal, Dulcie - F98960?thread=243769
Cellulite - a lamp shop
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draculina Posted Feb 1, 2003
navigate = workers' entrance
network = simple macrame
concourse = teaching for crooks
fairness = pretty monster (all the nesses..)
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draculina Posted Feb 2, 2003
this is soooo bad that i have to share it that u get an idea of this useless brain..
pillock - hairy tablet or something like that..
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dasilva Posted Feb 15, 2003
debonaire - Blondie's making a comeback on Top Of The Pops again
Ecstacy - Now Stan, after the operation
London - A solitary mafia boss
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