h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am not an ACE or a guardian angel and the two things I am (member of the guild of wizards and keeper of the answers to uasked questions) dont give me any authority or whatever to weild but I am still glad to welcome you I am also relatively new but picked it up in the first two days but thats just me it takes most others a good bit longer I am a freindly person and so welcome you with all my heart and would like to offer you my hand/foot/tentacle in freindship its not really worth going to my space for a while unless its to post things because it is awaiting moderation because I made a bad joke and didnt really realise swome would be offended.any way glad to meet you

-Alondar

Hey!!
Thank you for your very nice welcome...
Nice fact that there are people like you!!
Well, I did not get through the page very far, yet, I do not have so much time at the moment!!!
Anyway I am trying and would be glad to take your tentacle in friendship...
Well, some horrible boring work is waiting for me.
Hope to here from you and glad to meet you...
Krypton

WHOAH! I haven't been here for weeks my computers net connection has been down and apparently my space is back up so you can have a look if you want NEway need me for anything I'll be over in the corner licking the windows clean (what the hell? I have no Idea where that came from... I think someone should shoot it... Alright fine I will.)