JediMoose (a subsidiary company of Big Al's House O' Fun)
Welcome one and all to the Hallowed Halls of the JediMoose!
Yes, well. Not quite the level of excitement we were all expecting but, you know, what the hell.
Well, then. I was born in Paisley, late in the summer of '75 (ah, six years too late for Bryan Adams writing a song about me) and managed to escape to the sunnier climbs of Glasgow, for the second time, two months ago.
I will eventually share with you all the reasons behind my dislike for my home town. For now it should be sufficient to say that if the was a bright center to the universe then Paisley would be the point that it's farthest from.
Too strong? Hmm.
Anyway.
At the moment i'm temping in random places in and around Glasgow, just waiting for when all my followers will be in position worldwide, and then...
Well, I haven't really got that far yet, but believe me it'll probably involve lots of ranting and putting people up against the wall in a ranting-and-when-the-revolution-comes-you'll-be-the-(pickanumber)-up-against-the-wall.
Until then, enjoy your freedom mortals.
Oh, and have a nice day.
(for future reference, the Future Leader Of The Free World, His JediMooseness, can occasionally be found on MSN Messenger and can be sent entertaining drivel at [email protected])
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