h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I get a funny feeling I might already know you, but I'll give you the usual run down

If you're new to h2g2, you'll want to take the <./>Welcome</.> tour, also read the welcome message from DNA, the late Douglas Adams, who founded it all, at the <./>Welcome-DNA</.> page.
Is the colour scheme annoying your eyes? If so, you can visit your preferences, at the <./>UserDetails</.> page, and change your skin. I reccommend Classic Goo!
To get you started, I reccommend the Classic Goo fan club, which I run at A362828. You can search the guide at any time for anything by using the search box at the top of the page, and the guide is so huge, you'll never be stuck for stuff to talk about and/or read up on, or clubs and societies to join, etc...
Smileys make up a big part of the conversation on h2g2. You can check them out and how to type them in your guide entries and conversations at the <./>smiley</.> page!
You should update your Journal, to let people read about you, and what you're up to You can do this by click on <./>PostJournal</.>, or scrolling to the bottom of your journal on (U202012) your space, and clicking on "add a new journal entry".
If you would like to add a Guide entry - on any subject, from where and what you just ate, to your views on - well, anything!

Welcome, psychoticcyborgnuncarryingabazookainonehandandaroseintheother and enjoy, h2g2!

If you need any help just hit "reply" at the bottom of this message (watch out it doesn't hit you back ), or click on my name at the Top of this message and leave me a message at my space.