h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Lastly, remember that the most important thing is to enjoy yourself.

Jodan

Well, you're not a newbie.

Aww I your welcome

no or s

not even a for a poor lonely badger?

Unfortunately, the exorbitant tax keeps me from giving away much . Vote Hypatia - she'll end the unfair tax A5645531

I'll give you a though.

sounds good

perhaps even good enough to concider this Hyperapatia movement

Oh do consider it.
We have a plan to end Badger poverty by the year 2007.

who was it to crush our home in the first place?

Nah, we just want 2llegs with beer for the Monster Raving Badger Party

I don't think many badgers ever had homes. I think that's the problem.

Ok, but you get no badger unemployment checks.

denying me to have a home, threatening to check for explooyting

nah tis no good fom the frontz

Eh?
Do you have a home now? Are you currently gainfully employed?

if you dont tel the admin peeps

Badgers will be better off under a Hypatian administration, and I think you know it.

We will provide housing for all and a hamster food factory for Badgers to work at, which helps keep server downtimes minimal Hypatia is the rightful President!!