h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't you think it's silly to have all the posts to your space named 'Hello' or 'Hi, you're cool and so I am'?
Conversely, 'Fluorescent' is an interesting , esthetical word.

The address:
[Broken link removed by Moderator]
seems to be wrong... Why wouldn't you point to:
[Unsuitable link removed by Moderator]
instead?

Or am I wrong?
Hey? Why do I only speak in questions?
Perhaps I should resume writing later?

Thank you for your interesting aesthetical word. Unfortunately, large elements of your message appear to have ben edited as "broken" or "unsuitable". This concerns me. The Message Centre for There's Something About The Girl From U.N.C.L.E. would like to reaffirm its commitment to being a suitable and unbroken kind of a place. Also, no one has yet told me that I am cool in this arena or any other. However, we appreciate your concerns also. If any links on my page dont work, please tell me. in the continued hope that everyone's ok,
yours truly

m t g f uncle

Waw! I've been moderated. It's years since it last happened to me...
What I was trying to say in the post up there is that indeed your link doesn't work. I expect there should be no 'www' and that the word 'groups' should be placed before the word 'msn'.

Err, no. Actually that's not what I was trying to say. That's only what's been moderated. What I was trying to say was:''Let's engage a brillant, funny, witty, terrific conversation.

Did you notice? My smiley frightened one of the quotes, so she went back before the sentence to find the other one!

Hello Typolifi

I am now free to engage in all manner of interesting and witty conversational feats. I noticed your scary-smiley-double-quote thingy, so does that mean you would use " ' " or would you normally use ' " '? as you can see, i'll be relying on you to make with the wit and interest. thank you for your application to join a group you know nothing about, its heartwarming to see the spirit of adventure still going strong. its all about things that i like. it is a wonderful excuse for being bossy due to the fact im the manager!current pages are
What's New
Message Board
Controversy
Mary's Amazing Double Life
Mary's Books
Mary's Miscellany
Mary's Movies
Mary's Movies II
Mary's Music
Mary's Page of People Like Us
Mary's Page Of P.L.U. II
Mary's Summer Holiday
Mary's Tv
Mary's Vale
Mary's Words
Pictures
Links
Calendar
Chat
Documents
All About Us
Mary's Soundtrack

as you cna see, its primary function is to fill as many pages of the world wide whatsit with my rather old fashioned but none the less charming moniker. call it payback for years of juvenile teasing. if u r still interested, ill accept your application. if your feet are experiencing frost bite, thats ok too!

M the G From UNCLE

Furthermore, I noticed that some while ago you started a guide entry on obsessive compulsive behaviour. if you would like any first hand accounts of how it feels to have to wash your hands very VERY regularly, say things three times and draw small cubes in red pen, i may be of some assistance.
toodle oo for the mo.
yours t.
Mary
t g f uncle

An example of my own kind of obsession:

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Me, I'm a bit obsessed about precision in what I write.

This is actually what lead me to post you up. I found the way you wrote very casual. A simple way to say complicated things. Do you find it easy?

As for my entry, you may have noticed it's nothing more than a title.. It's one of my 'February 8, 2000' entries. I don't know what happened to me on that very night, but I added a bunch of new entries without ever going back to them. I start to think I'll do it soon, particularly if I can benefit from your point of view.


I am still interested in applying. Anyway the worst that can happen to me is that I'll find it boring and will have to avoid you afterwards, but I doubt it. The 'books' and 'summer holidays' pages I shall probably like very much, be it only because I'll use them as a pretext to talk about my books and summer holidays , which are both *always* extraordinary.

Dear Typolifi
(note careful avoidance of all forms of hi)
thank you for your message which contained what i fondly wish to interpret as some very well disguised compliments. i like your obsessive style, its refined and funny at once, and thats always a hard one to pull off. ive accepted u into something very original, i hope it lives up to its name for you, please add lots of stuff to it. the books page is decepetive i have actually read a great deal but never get around to boasting about it. in fact my relaxed style is no doubt a product of my favourite books. and a total disregard for syntax. my writing should be more uptight after studying latin at school for five years. do youever fear becoming the books you've read? i note your email address is a "fr". this combined with the teencey-est clues in your style (they are there, honest) leads me to deduce with bloodhound-like tenacity, that you are french, a prospect which frankly thrills every gallic vibe in my body. (about one 678th, a halfish irish and the rest scottish)im very mad at me for not taking french with law to uni as i will no doubt forget every thing i ever knew, and i actually felt i was getting a grip of sorts. not vice like maybe, but a grip nonetheless.
youll go and be albanian now. damn.
im away in a computer free land for the next few days, so i hope youll enjoying messing about SVO in the meanwhile,
yours v tly.
Mary