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First off, pronunciation. partooplebweht
A beautiful, powerful sound. Makes women, men, and small furry creatures from alpha centauri weak in the knees, at least the real ones. The fake ones often find the knee strength to run away, grumbling that they don't have the time for this kind of weird crap.
The "a" is open, as in "call". The "r" is rolled, germanically, between the tounge and upper teeth (as opposed to frenchically, halfway down the throat). The double "o" is puckered, lips reaching as far from the skull as possible (good exercise)! The first "e" is silent, thrown in to break up the awkward clump of consonants. The "h" is likewise silent, in hopes of making the second "e" come out the way a stoned californian surfer might pronounce the "a" in "Later, dudes!" or a bavarian might linger over an "'a' mit umlaut", with much more hang time than an industrial northern german could ever spare.
Try chanting it with the same droning resonance you hear from a temple full of budhists intoning "nam yo ho renge kyo", while visualising me becoming fantastically successful, both financially and sexually. At least five minutes every morning, before breakfast, but after voiding your bladder and bowels and enjoying a glass of cool fresh water.
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