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Saturnine Posted Jan 14, 2003
I don't know. I was a little perplexed by the email I woke up to this morning though...
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Jan 15, 2003
Talk to me. I don't remember what I said and the *sent* is deleted when I sign off. What faux pas did I create? 
in advance, I am such a sh!t sometimes, not thinking when I speak (or type!).
Mia culpa, mia maxima culpa
Or else you are missreading? Oh bullocks, I am at a loss.
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Saturnine Posted Jan 15, 2003
No faux pas. Just...at a loss for words. My communication skills are in chambles right now.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Jan 15, 2003
Come over here and give this pig a
Reminds me of my friend's saying when I do something odd at the pub-
*Excuse my pig, he's a friend...* 
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Jan 16, 2003
Only *with the guys*. Also after an enourmous amount of alcohol. Don't you remember the *body shot* affair?
Wouldn't you consider slurping tequila out of a woman's navel rude and lewd?
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Saturnine Posted Jan 16, 2003
No, not really!! How is that rude and lewd...
*thinks about it*
Ok. So it's a little rude. But not much...
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Jan 16, 2003
Well...the whole procedure, wiping the lime between the breasts, shaking salt on it, putting the lime in her mouth, pouring into the bellybutton and licking up any errant drops that could end up somewhere they would sting.......
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Saturnine Posted Jan 16, 2003
But it's in a room with other people. Not really very rude is it. I mean, there's no actual connection! 
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Jan 16, 2003
Well if I was being excused for being say....overzealous?
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Saturnine Posted Jan 16, 2003
Nah. Not impressed honey. Not when I was "sharing" a girl with a friend on a certain wet and cold New Years Eve...in the middle of the city centre...
Now *that* is rude and lewd...
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Jan 16, 2003
And you call me a pig!
I've done worse. Tried to hook a girlfriend up with a bi other girlfriend to see if we could all get along. Got to all three of us naked on the lawn until I got slapped.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Jan 16, 2003
It was some time ago and we were all drinking. I said a nude swim in the water would be a good idea. We did, with kissing between myself and one or the other. We got out and laid on the grass to look at the stars. One girl rolled over and kissed the other, she was upset and was told by the first that I had said it would be OK. It wasn't.
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