h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I SEE YOU'VE FINALLY MADE A HOME HERE (THOUGH I WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT LD AS HOME)!!!


I'D MENTION FRAGMENTED BUT THAT WOULD THOUGHT OF AS ADVERTISING

STRANGE... I NEVER THOUGHT OF TYPING MAD KING RUPRECHT INTO A SEARCH UNTIL TODAY...

AH WELL... AT LEAST WE ARE NOW ON A FORUM THAT ACCEPTS THE RIGHT OF THE INDIVIDUAL AND ISN'T AS STRICT AS LD...

AND THE STORIES ARE STILL AS GOOD AS EVER!

The Author Formally Known As ACELuggage

Greetings fellow researcher.

From your earlier posting I deduce that FRAGMENTED is creating a literary stir in the Alternate Writing Workshop. Congratulations on Part IV which contains absolutely almost no references to the work of Mr Pratchett.

Alas, if only I could say the same for my latest upcoming entries. Archaeological exploration has unearthed three hitherto unknown lost jokes that will form the basis of my current work in progress. After that I shall resort to the old tried and tested method of taking a standard dictionary and hacking off the bits that I do not need until something like a story emerges.

I tried the infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters gambit only to find that they produced the complete works of Francis Bacon in Cretan Linear A. Needless to say, said monkeys brains shall soon be providing a major delicacy in an Indian banquet before the week is out.

As for typing Mad King Ruprecht into a search engine, there are now numerous support groups available for individuals who attempt this exercise. The programme is of six weeks duration and has something to do with occupying the chair of applied electricity that has proved so popular in the disposal of American criminals.

And what is the Discword's Pythonist researching at the present?

Are there any edited entries in the pipeline?

Personally I stick to the inane tragic quasi-historical fiction that the BBC tend to frown upon. Let me know if you need any information for future entries and I shall be more than happy to invent something almost plausible on the spot with a greater than fifty per cent chance of being ten per cent accurate.

Yours STILL UNABLE TO FATHOM THE HABITUAL USAGE OF CAPITAL LETTERS,

WOULDST THE BEEB LOOK DOWN MY REPARTEE???

NAY, I SEE WHY NOT...

DOST THE TITLE NOT SPEAK OF A GUIDE TO THE UNIVERSE...?

FRAGMENTED IS BUT A SMALL PORTION OF A GUIDE >MY< UNIVERSE!!!!

ALAS, SINCE LD MY OLDE ENGLISH HAS MUCH DEPARTED MERRILY...!

moomoo2 the moo behind the movement(formally roger the cabin boy)Squire and umberella stand for his majesty would be greatful if his high and mintyness along with the luggage of the major headache wizard wrince wind please could you explain what all this editing bit is and why more edible genetically modidfyed creatures such as myself have not been intouch. Any tips would be grudgingly but eventually greatfully excepted right i'm off now i have heard of an Albert Ross
trying to sell himself off as a sea bird snack when we all no he is a resurected norwgian blue parrot of unspeakable smelly feet hense the reason for them being nailed to the perch although how the fish got into this i dunno so long and thanks for all the equatic foliage moomoo2 brother of 1

ALAS THINE SPEECH I DOTH NOT FOLLOW...

Fair luggage of the many feet that doth ride on the backs of the elephants upon the back of the great turtle amongst the stars i am a lost soul from the land of L.D and have ventured my tales of daring wishfulness amongst the gems placed before me by the majesty that is King Ruprecht The Fish i was at ld moomoo2 and in the library i was Roger The Cabin Boy all i wish is guidence in this strange new world.yours malcolm moomoo2 brother of one.

'TIS THE MAD-KING WHOM WOULD BE MORE GUIDANCE IN THIS LITERARY COMBINATION...

THINE NAME I DOTH NOT RECALECT FROM LD PROPAGANDA CENTRAL... TO WHICH ROOM DIDST THOU SUBSCRIBE???

alas my brave soul i was always the sinner and did embibe of the cyber bear from that unholy of rooms the pub but scince arriving here i have become a voice in the wilderness trying to fight the good fight for the genetically engineered animals such as are served at milliways the restaurant at the end of the universe we have a few demands ie; prosthetic limbs for unfinished meals sharper knives and classes on japanese ritual suisides....etc.

alas my brave soul i was always the sinner and did embibe of the cyber beer from that unholy of rooms the pub but scince arriving here i have become a voice in the wilderness trying to fight the good fight for the genetically engineered animals such as are served at milliways the restaurant at the end of the universe we have a few demands ie; prosthetic limbs for unfinished meals sharper knives and classes on japanese ritual suisides....etc.

TELL ME SQUIRE, HAST THOU FOUND THINESELF EMBODIED IN DEJA VU?

Run that by me again?

CAST THINE EYES UPON POSTINGS 9/10

lol yes i knew at the time but did you notice i had trouble seperating my beer from my bear i knew it was a bad idea for the american to arm bears.