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Oh I beg to differ!
MadHamish : Off in the real world! Started conversation May 25, 2003
While understanding that what you say seems to come from a genuine and caring nature, I must say one thing!
*There are no ugly women, just neglected ones*
I must beg to differ, some people are just plain ugly! (inside and out).
Hoping not to offend you! (never piss-off a dragon)
MadHamish
(I'm just plain gorgeous,(Of course))
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The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones! Posted May 26, 2003
Yes. You are right. Some people can be just plain UGLY.
What I was meaning is that sometimes women are judged by their physical appearance alone, while their real value is in what is inside of them, and that gets ignored based upon the judgement of the shallow person who judges them to be "not good enough", based upon their interpretation of their physical beauty.
Long-winded sentence that one.
Nice to meet you, by the way
Lady Karen
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MadHamish : Off in the real world! Posted May 26, 2003
Very true, even us "pretty people" can be ugly from time to time!
MadHamish
(Charmed I'm sure...)
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The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones! Posted May 26, 2003
How Many Witches. . .
Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Into what?
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
- Satchel Paige
Not female, male, nor neuter is the Self.
As is the body, so is the gender.
The Self takes on a body, with desires,
Attachments, and delusions. The Self is
Born again and again in new bodies
To work out the karma of former lives.
-Shvetashvatara Upanishad
"It is not by the amount that giving is productive of reward but rather by the generous impulse behind it. Therefore even so little as a handful of rice flour given with a pure heart becomes something that will bring great reward."
-Vimana Vatthu
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MadHamish : Off in the real world! Posted May 27, 2003
Wow! how bored were you?
Funny though!!
MadHamish
(Got me a HUGE headache from all that fancy readin' ya made me thunk about!!)
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The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones! Posted May 27, 2003
Oh I beg to differ!
MadHamish : Off in the real world! Posted May 28, 2003
I know what you mean, between the drinking and the sleeping, I can barely find enough time for anything else! Busy, busy!
MadHamish
(I drink it hard to find, when my stand won't legs up!)
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The Dragonlady~There are no ugly women in the world, only neglected ones! Posted May 29, 2003
Oh I beg to differ!
MadHamish : Off in the real world! Posted May 29, 2003
You know you really shouldn't encourage me. it only makes me worse!
MadHamish
(Peace, Love and Mung Beans, Baby!)
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