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Is it? And just for the record - this is the thread where you are telling Babette that you behave. Period.

oh, yes .. sorry about that ..

Babette: I behaved extremely well, I brushed my teeth and washed my hands at the required times, I slept early and long, and .. well.. I was behaving reasonably civilised

You even followed the traffic lights!

and slept with my toes in Frieda's mouth

Are you sure that qualifies?

I was about to say I slept with my hands on the blankets but I changed my mind

so I just mentioned the little black dog nibbling on my left toe

She's spelt Frida btw.

tell her I'll apologise if she leaves my toes alone

...


mm..

don't tell that on second thoughts .. it felt rather nice

And your toes should be in a quite safe distance by now anyway.

mm.. yes, well.. at least they'll not be gnawed on now .. but .. it really wasn't that unpleasant

Okay, I'll tell Frida. She'll be happy to know. Mind you, we have been luring her to lick our toes for ages. Me and 64, that is. Almost no success.

mm.. if it's any help.. it was her final attack on me during the matress wars .. where she wanted the full lower left corner of the bed and my feet were in her way.

In the end, after heavy dog-to-toe battles she could claim the supremacy of the complete left corner causing me to retreat to the centre and right side of the bed where.. well.. ..

*looks around*
What has happened to Babette?

.. don't look at me? I don't know..

Umm, why don't you know?

well.. I do know actually ..