h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now there's a break in my w*rk. I mean, I can't start translating while I still have an interview to make, can I?

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of course you're undoubtedly right

So now I should do both. Life is so complex...

It's getting quite obvious to me reading that summary, that I could have never graduated that school. (That's the last one I went to.)

.. ah .. translating the empiric subject matter using qualitative methods is ... indeed a hard thing to do

Dreaming it up must be even harder.

ah no, there are computer programs for that based on lists with words and random number generators .. alternatively there's the hall full of monkeys with keyboards .. one of the monkeys rewrites Shakespeare, and some ten or so others write a social sciences thesis

Ah good! Also it's good that I don't have to think about it anymore. Apart from the .

such materialistic approach aren't you happy that you could contribute to such .. effort?

Nope.

ah well probably better like this

Quite traditional anyway.

yes

and .. it could be worse there are worse things than being traditional

If you say so.

I did .. and I am ..

I am traditional .. not worse .. that is .. I like to think so

Yes, you are.

I should really go and do something useful now.

ah yes I just had a short nap