h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Too small.

And besides, I wish there was kleenex in any other colour. I truly hate everything white. Yet it looks as if I am sitting in e pile of snow.

.. oh well ..

I could use .

king size tissues?

.. off to Hi Brusil

Actually a cloth-pin could do the trick. Or a bucket.

.. mmm .. I can't see either ...

well maybe I can .. the clothes pin could hurt though

Wiping nose hurts too. There isn't much skin left.

ooohhhhh... ..

And there was no-one around to deal with my articles.

ouch .. and your sleeping schedule is moving all over the clock so I see ..

What sleeping? I need to be awake in order to breathe.

Ah yes, the articles - could you read couple pages for me before I send those off? Most of it is numbers anyway.

of course I can .. I'm good at numbers as long as the text around the numbers isn't EEkspeak

I can read EEKspeak as well of course I don't really know what it means and google translate may or may not help

I shipped it off in some direction.

oh .. there was nothing wrong with it .. that is .. the consistent use of "You" rather than "you" is .. not too common I'd say

But For Americans It May Seem Quite Normal

Well, it was for Danes. But never mind that, that's how they prefer to see the official letters here.

.. as long as the client is happy

Mmm... As long as I am happy.