h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.. what an interesting day it was ..

Interesting indeed.

nearly done with a bit of luck ...
and patience

and speedy typing

and .. ?

I don't have any of those. Would a do?

yes, that was exactly the one I was missing

*curls up and sips *

* stretches and sips *

.. done, sent, ready, emptied the recycle bin

, gradually changing into

I want a smiley .. that is .. hmm.. maybe better not? family site? anyway

I guess will be the last thing to get through the profanity filter.

profanity filter? but the smiley could be fully dressed, just like all the other smileys?
forbid I'd even remotely make the impression that I would even consider thinking of the being something !

That's why I said it's the last thing. Everything that follows may fail the filter.

...

* feels tempted *

* to try out the profanity filter I mean *

Ah, so now it's all only about that ing filter?!