h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

beavinimos,

cat crap is worse than dog crap, so therefore dogs are better than cats. darakat prolly pours salt on slugs

Yes but cats are stupid, and also they have no actual use, where as you can get a dog to do things like... say catching cats eating your compost (yes they actually sit outside my window and EAT compost!), but cats also eat native birds and animals, but thats not really a valid argument any more since we humans did far more damage to native birds and animals by clearing the forrest for sheep grazing (and thus creating the biggest erosion and salinity problems in the world) or at least thats what happened here in Oz. Now cats are one of the most successful animals in Australia, even surviving in the direst deserts on earth by getting all there moisture from food. But the dog has still got one up on the cats, the dingo hunts these cats down and so dose the Wedge Tailed Eagle the biggest eagle in the world. Dear god I sound like a travel agent....

Anyway the cats don't find there way home, a dog that was left in alice springs found his way to Melbourne, and for you people who don't know thats a 1200-2000km journey along the toughest parts of Australia. I whould like to see a cat do that.

As for poo, it makes grate compost.

you cant use cat poo as fertilizer any more than you can chicken. too high in nitrogen. i think you have some sort of personality disorder, darakat. youre a travel agent, evil genius, and aspontaneous oddity.

I have one explanation for this...


I'M CRAZY

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C R R A A ZZ Y Y !!!
C R RRR AAAAA Z Y !!!
C R R A A ZZ Y !!!
C R R A A Z Y
C R R A A ZZZZZZZZZ Y (!)

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TT EEEEEEE LLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLL

Y Y OOO U U !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!
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Y Y O O U U !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!
Y Y O O U U !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!
Y O O U U !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!
Y O O U U
Y OOO UUUU (!) (!) (!) (!) (!)

hmm My asci art is not going to well is it?

not at all. i think you need a little practice.

No I think its these threads I cant seem to use more than one space at a time and it doesnt acept tabs, so asci art that has spaceing to modify the looks is useless. but things like

*---*---*000000000*000000
-*--*--*-00000000***00000
--*-*-*--000000000*000000
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-*--*--*-0000*000000*0000
*---*---*0000000000***000
000000000000000000 *0000
00***00000000*0000000000
0******000000***000000000
00***00000000*0000000000
00000000000000000000000

Just so you know its the Australian flag as long as it don't f up.

yeeeeeee, ouch. thats pretty awful. not recognizable as anything other than... which do you prefer, cow, pig, horse, human, cat, or dog poo?

Hmmm it must be to complexe

0000000111100000000000
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0000001111111110000000
0000000000000000000000

I hope that one works... at least IM's arn't this harse on me...

what is it? the only thing i can guess is a giant one, but its not very clear. i think you need a little practice.

Its the number 1 if you look hard enougth

it wasnt very clear, but i got it. maybe you should use something other than 0's as fillers. maybe threes or something.

yeah. Hmmm. Well at this point my mp3 player got to "Exerpts from the six wives of Henry the Eighth" by yes and I just had to listen.

what is it of, them screaming as their heads are lopped off?

er... no... its nothing to do with henry the eigth or anyting of that sort, its a rendition of the gratest keyboard player in the world, Anderson, its all on http://rwcc.com/rwcc/code/index.asp and http://www.yesworld.com/ .

ahh. this is the greatest band in the world:

http://www.cakemusic.com

ps. i was kidding.

Yes well there is always http://www.expage.com/nbtonline

i dont know that i can beat that. ill just do my uncle for fun.

http://www.johnfedchock.com/Subpage/bodypages/bigband_body.htm

Yes well if I new any more band websites I whould be able to compete, but I dont so....

http://www.worldtimeserver.com/?locationid=AU-ACT

egads, not the atomic clock. we had one at our school, and it was never accurate. the times varied from 10-45 minutes off. sometimes wed get to school and be late even though school didnt start for 30 more minutes.