h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ode to...wow, just thought of a way to fit a tile cutter into that...AGH! My wee, innocent brain...

Ode To Tacysa Who Managed To Not Make A Complete Ode There

Ode to Tacysa Who Managed to Scar Her Innocent Mind with Ways to Work a Tile Cutter in There.

Ode to Carrot for Asking Tacysa How She Did That

Ode To Ada The Dog For Decimating A Calico Bag

Ode to Stacy Who Won't Tell Carrot and Ode to Ada the Dog Who May Not Live to See Another Day if the Bag Was Important to Someone.

Ode To The Poor Departed Calico Bag Adn To Those Of Us Who Don't Really Want To Know How To Work In The Tile Cutter

Ode To Our Misspellings

Ode to that Tile Cutter Which Is Making Me Giggle Insanely When Mixed With the Calico Bag and Misspellings.

Ode To Those Who Can't Type At All When Thinking ABout Tile Cutters, Or At Least That's What They Claim

Ode to the Fact That Tile Cutters Are a Gift to Mankind if They Are Worked Into an Ode.

Ode to All

An Ode to the End of All Odes.

Ode to The Ode Makers Persisting to Create Odes Even Though The Odds Are Against Them.

Ode To Very Very Long Odes That Don't Make Much Sense, Or Have Content, Or Indeed Spelling, However They Might Have Tile Cutters Or Things Such As Angry Bees, Irritated Wasps, Hustled Flies, Gob-smacked Crickets And Other Insects That Have Suddenly Evolved Emotional States For No Good Reason, Or Perhaps A Little Story About A Boy And His Dog Who Where Employed To Eradicate A Larger Amount Of Rodents Then The Mind Can Comfortably Conceive Because He Had A Tin Pipe And A Cute Dog, Despite The Fact It Was Changed To a Ugly Dog And Then Cat As They All Realized A Talking Dog Was Quite Simply Ridiculous And A Talking Cat Playing A Tin Pipe Is So Much More Believable For The Narrative

Ode to the Ode that Was an Ode Before Odes Went Out of Style and an Ode to the Fact that You Aren't Supposed to Capitalize Words in an Ode that Aren't Prepositions and an Ode to the Fact that I Can't Remember What Part of Speech 'that' Is So I Won't Captilize It Or Maybe I Should Just Capitilize Everything Just Because It Is Or Isn't A Word.

Ode To Bugger It

Ode to Never Giving Up.

Ode To Giving Up When You Know Your Beaten Black And Blue

Ode to WAHOO!