h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Geese.

I prefer ducks. Geese are horrible... I wouldn't use geese as currency, unless they were VERY definately dead...

I hate fowl.

I like duck, it has a nice flavor.

very greasy.

I'm just a slippery fellow. like goat as well, makes a very good tandoori.

i dont know whether to puke or die laughing.

Yes it has that effect on you after a while, tends to rend you. Oh gods I really should stop, by why? when your on a roll... HEHE!

Hm, maybe I should hit up the refridgerator later...Oh, my.

I hear the stove just broke up with the vent.

and the dish ran away with the spoon??? *innocentblink*

The knives where really upset by that

they shuddered in their drawers.

And the remaining dishes rattled upon the strange and mysterious arrival of a pack of elephants?

Our conversations do tend to get a bit fantastical after a while, i think we suffer from some form of repression, who knows what sort, I am sure Freud would say we want to have sex with our mothers and then our farther and then just sit in a corner and cry, but thats just Freud, he wanted to have sex with himself, but couldn't.

I like elephants. Freud was a little...wacked out wasn't he?

Elephants are lovely, and so is chocolate. Freud was mad... but he was right about a lot of things, which makes things quite complicated. He discovered loads of things, but his explanations for all of them only show that he was obsessed with sex...

Well, invariably, it is the central driving force behind society. Everyone is primitively programmed to be obsessed with it, though usually subconsciously. Now, Freud was a little too...crazy about the entire subject. I just don't dig the whole mother-son, father-daughter obsession.

Might be, might be. Reproduction certainly is important for the future of the human race.... I think he just went too far. Well, the oedipus and electra complex is weird, but it is some times true, though not as extreme as freud would have it...

Well, take a look at the ancient Egyptians. Look at royal families all over the world. Look at the American South.