h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello and welcome to h2g2

I am one of the site's Aces and it is my job to meet and greet new researchers and make sure that they are ok and can find their way around the site.

A page well worth looking at is the <./>Welcome</.> page. Here you can find out some general information about the guide and links to help pages.

May I also suggest visiting the <./>GuideML-Clinic</.>. GuideML is the computer language that h2g2 uses, and this page will help you to fill your user space with all sorts of neat stuff

If you are wondering how to make the smiley pictures like then click on <./>Smiley</.> which will take you to a page which shows all the smileys.

If you are feeling a bit lost then clicking on <./>DontPanic</.> will take you to the help pages, or feel free to ask me by clicking on the reply button below, and I will do as much as I can to help

Hope that answers any queries you have for the moment.

Tonto

Hi Tonto!
Thanks for the greeting, I'm not technically new here in that I've been here for years just under a different name. Thanks all the same though as I needed to find the guideml clinic so I could start linking to some presidential scandal!

Fair enough. What was your old account<?>

That would surely destroy the scandal?

And when was a scandal ever straight forward<?>

Precisely which is why you don't get told who I am until after we've put President Peregrin on trial

Will it be long<?> I want to go for some