h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Claire,

suppose, im suprised how true to me all that is! teehee!!

erm, nah i dont kno why u like tongue pericings... they r mingin!! that guy i told u bout who fancied me has his done! eughhh!!!!!!

lmao xxx

och twell my fetish may have sumting to do with a glam singer who has a nice lil lump of surgical steel thru his tongue!lolxxx

Claire...

aaahhh i didnt realise! but tis makes sense now! lol xxx kinky bitch!


totally of the subject, im on kerrang right now n that new type o negative vid is on(tis a shit song compared to some of their others)newayz, the guy dressed up as marilyn monroe just reminded me of a candle holder i saw the other day, it woz a wee pink beaded candle holder that had a pic of marilyn monroe on the front, they had another one aswell but it woz purple me thinks n the piccy woz of the virgin mary! im gonna hav 2 get them!xxxx

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.... or somet along those lines!!

Louise!!!

Tell me!!... if you will.... are uyou on t'internet... or cable box.... if on cable box... can i have your email address...?
Dinny need tae tell me it on here... i'll tell you mine, and you send me yours through email./.. that is if you wanna like...
How are ya? xx

Claire...
Tongue piercings rule.... dont let her tell ya any differant.... okzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? ;lol

thats what my friend said to me at the prom when i flashed my garter!lol.. oh and then later on back at my friends house i took my fishnets off so a boy could try em on!whhoohoooo! Men in drag! men in drag! men in drag!... ok i need to calm down... pheeeeeew.

oh! the candles sound luvverlee!xxxxxx

Ive always wanted to go in drag...
Theres this cool gay bar that me and Emma go to(they think im 21... everything is under control lol)... Might go in drag there for a laugh with me PVC dress
*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... Bryan fancies himself again* lol

Bryan

u should soooooooo do that! oh! i wanna come see!lol... well if u do do that tell me how many guys come on to u... xxxxxx

Claire...

I once had this guy try to snog me in front of Emma..
I was havin none of it lol... I dont really consider myself bi sexual anymore... lol

Gotta go now hun...
Cya tomorrow xxx

Claire...

hhhmmmm guys just call me a sadistic bitch, i cant help that i get pleasure outta hurtin guys! eeep! lol xx

Bryan...

u hav my email address already im still usin the same one...

oooh weve gone totally of course of the whole subject eh??!!! teehee xxx

so, Clairey likes guys wiv tongue pericings...

i like guys that havent got hairy chests(oooh! i woz playin this nipple game ages ago n one of the guys has the hairyest chests n stomachs ive ever seen! it woz icky! lol n he's only 18!! lol), n they hav 2 hav a bittie cute nice jon davis like facial hair! never a full mustache or beard, but cute well groomed facial hair is so sexy!! confidence is a must also, too many guys are scared of me, i like guys who arent afraid to try n dominate me thats most important! what else... tatts are a must! i think i prefere v dark brown eyes on a guy, i know ive been thru this, but yeh, i think my faves r dark brown eyes best! RaRRRRR! n they hav 2 b clean all the time... what else? hmmmmm
Clairey???

Bryan

hmmmm thats not on methinx... that guy shouldnt have tried to kiss u in front of your gf!lol

okay spk to u soon sweetie!
Luv Claire
xxxxxxxxxx

Lulah

well its really just matt's piercings to be honest(tongue and belly button). im not totally into piercings, i have my limits!lol

oooooooh i have to disagree (as u prolly know already) cuz i totally lurrrve hairy chests! ... i didnt used to till my mam convinced me they r better! lol!... i must say that guy u mentioned sounded a bitty too hairy tho!... yea facial hair... i have a thing for sideburns! euch at me!... but yeah clean is best! deffo! i lurrrve a guy who smells delish... more guys should catch on to that!...xxxxxxxxxxx

ps- a guy who domintaes u?! what?! Louisey r u off your head?! lol... or am i just the only one who wants to dominate... furry and all!?!xxxx

Clairey

i dont like peircings nemore, i think they r a bittie mingy! i like my nose stud, n im gonna get the other 6 studs in my ears, but thats all... oh n my bellybutton, im gonna get all that done when i go bak 2 college.

oooh! no! icky yukky! i hate hairy chests! tis horrible! i like a nice smooth chest n stomach wiv a 6 pack if poss! RaRRRR i like guys in good shape, but none of that body buildin crap! lol
i like side burns too! just as long as their aint too much!
ooh n nice breath! they gotta hav nice breath!

well, im so sick of guys who bow down to my feet... i like a guy to be a man, ooh i'd hav him well trainned soon after but i like a guy who's got the balls to stand up to me...ive only met one guy who's not been afraid of me(well, not that much), i hit him n he hit me bak! teehee pussy arsed weak boys need not apply! RaRRRRRR xxxxxx

a boy hit u?! thats wronG!well u did hit him i spose... okay u deserved it!lol... just kidding...

oh gawd no! hairy chests rule! i wouldnt like a guy who waxed his chest... i mean fair enuff if he naturally aint got ne hairs... but i'd rathee he had!...lol... hmmmmm nah i dont think i like 6 packs either... im sure a lot of guys would be pleased to hear a girl say that!lol... and then perhpas they'd think im lyin...xxxxxx

well, i started girly slappin/hittin him, so he hit me wiv a response of "aye, dont think i wont hit ya back", so i hit him, he hit me and then i slapped him! lol it woz funny, not violent! teehee xxxx

eugh! nah, i like smoothness! ooh! id wax a guys chest! RaRRR that culd b fun! *Evil Smirk*
nah, im really vain, weirdly i dont think im pretty at all, but i wont go out unless im perfectly clean n pretty ish! u kno? but i like good lookin guys, i get embarrassed if im wiv an ugly guy... lol thats evil, i kno... but hey... im happy!lol xxx

ooooh and a really important thng wiv a guy is he has to not b too emotional, i dont like boys who cry over everythin, but will show his emotions, sum guys think thats a sissy thing... i dont xxx

oh yeah fair enuff... playfighting is good!>... shin-kicking guys seems to be my speciality...lol

u r embarrassed to be seen with an ugly guy?! gawd Lulah i hope you're beauty standards aint too high(altho i think they may be) cuz u have to remember sumting... scots guys are ugly!lol just kidding... well... perhaps...

oh! we could have fun waxing a guys chest eh?!

yeah i know what u mean... most girlies are well-groomed... guys should be the same... all the time... complete with leopard-priont, faux fur and funky belts!xxx

yeah a guy who shows his emotions is sweet... i know what u mean about not wantin a guy whos too emotional... i wouldnt want a guy bein manipulative by usin tears would u?! gawd i'd wanna slap a guy like that!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i did that to sum1, n he didnt spk 2 me 4 like 2 or 3 hrs... he woz totally in the huff wiv me, when he finally did spk 2 me he shouted me for bein a bitch! tehee

ninit! i kno sum amazinly sexy n goge scots guys! RaRRRR n sum english guys i kno(im fallin 4 a few english boys over the yrs... im gettin worried! teehee) but yeh, i aint exactly pretty myself...so, maybe i shuldnt aim so high! teehee

ooooh and another thing ive started 2 bout guys is a slightly european look to them like a bittie itailian or spainish...eeep! lol

ooh! i wish more guys took as much care in how they look n in what they wear as i do! nice pretty hair, n well accessorised! i boys in bangles n beads! just one or two tho! lol

manipulative guys r just icky all round n down right horrible! but we all fall for it now n then
xxxxx

well the guy who went in the huff with u for kicking his shins has obviously never played football!lol :0


hmmmmm i dont know very many gorge scots guys... thats it! im comin to Glenrothes for all the top totty!lol oh and i know u r very pretty Louisey! remember i have a photo of u my lil glam dollie so u r perfectly right to have high standards! !

ooooh! yeah i iknow what u mean... the guys with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes(which i think we both like) they remind me of a


european look,,. v.sexy!

well-accessorised... now theres a good phrase!... mind u i dont mind a whole armful of bangles! pink plastic ones!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i dont know why but theres a big gap in my last message to u! theres no text missing... its just a big gap...?!xxx weird.xxxx

erm, actually, he plays footie quite a bit! teehee maybe tis just me? xxx lol

yeh! u shuld see the boys fae college(my class like) ikkle me woz in heaven! RaRRRRR but they r my friendys... xx
aaawwwwww ta dollie! *LuLah Smiles* Ok, i'll go bak 2 my bitchy n dominatrix ways! yeeee

i dark hair n eyes...! yummmmy! but i like boys wiv mayb a spanish/italian parent or summat, so they got the ikkle "look" u kno?! RaRRR thats nice!

guys r totally cute if they were ikkle cheap n tacky wrist thingys! they r so pretty! n i like boys in pretty thingys! especially in pink! oooooh i wish more guys wore pink...
a (v. cute)m8 ov mine used 2 wear a pink striped shirt, he'd always get the piss taken outta him tho! tis woz a shame! x