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What Disturbs You?
Posted Jul 23, 2002
I want to write an entry on what disturbs people immensly, but I need some feedback on this....
Nothing really inappropriate
@'-'@ Nothing embarassing to others
Nothing that will make anybody mad
or cry
But also,
Make sure it's a bit exciting, not like,
My pet fish disturbs me 
, describe why!
Do monsters and vampires disturb you?
Maybe clowns disturb you? K
Or that creepy doctor that always gives you a physical? 
Tell me about it and I'll write it up, you can remain unknown if you wish, or your nickname can be included, your choice. Nobody's perfect 
, everyone has something that scares or disturbs them, let it all out! No worries, no worries at all!
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Latest reply: Jul 23, 2002
When Wedgies Attack!
Posted Jul 22, 2002
Wedgies can happen anytime, anywhere, anyplace, anylocation, anywhereabout, etc...
Will they happen to you?
The answer is yes.
I asked 2 people when the worst time to get a wedgie would be and they replied:
Frank: The absolute worst time to get a wedgie, and don't think this is gross, is when you have diaherra.... Wait, are you using this on the internet....NOOOOOOOOOO!
Helga: The worst time to get a wedgie is in a movie theater, because in a movie theater, you'd have to stand up and get loose, then obscenely extract the wedgie in question from it's crevice.
The definition for a wedgie in a fancy dicitionary is when your pants ride so far up that they become stuck in the space between your gluteous maximus'.
My definition includes the best ways and gravity levels that wedgies can be administered.
If you want to preform the best possible wedgie, you must be in a gravity 5 times that of Earth's, then, make sure the person's pants are made of the highest quality leather, and underwear have insured elastic. Next, you pull in the upward direction as fast as possible, until both the pants and underwear are ripped. Keep pulling until the entire elastic band is completely ripped off. The victim's crack should burn for weeks to come!
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Latest reply: Jul 22, 2002
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