h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know what I meant. You said you were on the wrong thread. I was just standing here trying to look ornamental.

Don't have your hair cut, I like it the way it is!

Was this question actually answered? Big question, but seemed interesting.

I don't think it can be answered in any way with any degree of certainty. Beyond reasonable doubt.

Personally I believe that in such an immense universe, life exists. Haven't seen any signs of it myself, though.

Crop circles were made with a farmer, a lawnmower, a stick, and a ball of twine. Or something.

What about red laser beams?

Sorry, CR, you've lost me there.

What about red laser beams?

could there be aliens its the million dollar question we probably wont know in our lifetimes

Or they could already be living amongst us.

I was shot at by red laser beams last August.

It gave me a fright.
It has happened to me twice. The first time I thought it was kids messing about. The second time I don't think it can have been.

I've also experienced an orange shield, but I think that was one of my minerals preventing me from going somewhere (for that time being) it's safe to go there now.

If You Look t Some Peeps They Probably i see plenty of people around that im very sceptocal about look at mr bush sorry americans

I have heard rumours that the war in Iraq was not anything to do with oil but the USA had found a Stargate there and wanted control of it.

Also I have heard that there are rumours that Stargate Command tv programme is based on real events and the USA are in control of two Stargates at NORAD and the antartic.

I have even heard suggestions that President Bush has goauld iside of him.

Have you heard about the 'steam iron' UFO that hovered above Loch Ness? No one saw the Loch Ness monster at the same time....

Waitaminute! Maybe Nessie's an ALIEN! The UFO was probably, & invisibly, sending her supplies.

George w Bush is the worst threat a psychotic idiot with nuclear weapons

Luckily he cant work out what the red button is unlucily he might need room service