h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*a heat-seeking arrow plunges its way through all the stuff on the page and lands at Skenvoy's feet*

Hi Sken.

*a second arrow finds its way into Skenvoy's forearm*

I don't remember ordering a shot in the arm

~Skenvoy

Ah, but someone at Assassins did.

*another arrow implants itself into Skenvoy's left leg*

Then why are you shooting the statue of me?
well I'm afraid I'm going to have to return you to the assassins...
*makes a hand movement and Joe is reduced to ashes in a nice pretty urn with nice pictures of flowers on the side*
*picks up the urn and goes to return it to anthea*


~Skenvoy