h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey boo! Smileys can't get pregnant. I can ,I have.Three times,and no-one stuck around for long,one even died. ( No sympathy required,it was four years ago;all grieving now complete) But it's summer and I am a summer girl.So I am trying to be extra good an' not fall in love with anyone...It is so not working!!!! I fellin love last week and it still ain't worn off. But the object of my affections is on lone from uncle sam for a year and is a whopping fourteen years younger than me. Still he is sentient and not a minor as well as 6ft tall and speaks spanish in a way that makes even hasta la vista baby sound like a come-on.advice please.tread carefully,forget it or speak out? Yours gratefully,etc,etc

Hello Lusciousness - I say throw yourself in whole heartedly, just remember to wear a flouncy dress, and don a southern belle accent in time for your flounce on the bed when he breaks your heart and you discover that tomorrow is not another day.
Nah, I dunno sweetness, I'm Broccoli when it comes to lurve and luvvin'.
I say only give out what you can afford to lose, have fun and hit 'em with a brick if they yelp too loudly! I'm so thoroughly hacked off with my job Lady L, I feel a pillaging coming on.....